Lets just talk about India-China.
China is a country which strongly believes in the philosophy of one. Like ‘One Child Rule’, ‘One Party Country ‘ and ‘One kind of faces. But India is completely opposite to that. In India, there is ‘Produce as much as you can’ child rule, ‘anyone can form a party’ rule and different kind of faces. In India, joining politics is very much easy. In India, reproduction is a continuous process. It only stops till you get a son. All you gotta do is to be on the stage of any of the protests held by Anna Hazare. Just like Arvind Kejriwal, Gen. V K Singh and not to forget...... Kiran Bedi. And about faces, Stats say that there are 6 people with similar faces like us. But In China, They have 1.35 billion copies of one DNA.
But lets just admit that China is father of India in many things. First one being INDO-CHINA war. Other being are. We have banned a documentary on YouTube. But China have banned whole youtube. In India, There was a section 66A which stated that you cant make fun of politicians mainly Rahul Gandhi on Facebook and Twitter. But China have prohibited facebook and twitter. So, Rahul Gandhi should think of going to China instead of Bangkok. Google is also disallowed. China is the only country where google isn’t feeling lucky. Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia is also banned. But In India, It can never be banned because it is free. Indian love free things – free food, free wifi , free advice, free porn. But pornhub.com is not banned in China. Chinese are like Indians only- relying on American porn to jerk off.
But there are many things common like sex ratio, Abortion, Female foeticide, Sexual exploitation, women safety, English speaking skills etc .
SEX Ratio- China’s sex ratio is as miserable as ours which justifies that we have a lot of common social problems.
Brain Drain- Most of the Indians love going abroad including Narendra Modi. China copy the same.
English speaking skills- Basically same and pathetic. Chinese also study English till high school just because its a part of their course. Studying means here writing not speaking. There are two ways to watch a Hollywood movie – watching in dubbed language and watching with subtitles. The third way is not popular. Watching A Hollywood movie in engish with no subtitles and watching Charlie Charpin is roughly same. All you get is actions.
China have karate and Indians have Bhangra.
Names- Naming in India is very diverse. But In china, they have a unique approach. They take the names of ringtones of Nokia 1100 and just jumble them up e.g. Ping LE Ting, Bing Wang. 95% of Indians start from A,B,C,D.......R,S But Chinese name starts From T,X,Y,Z.
China’s national sport is table tennis. They use tennis racquets for playing table tennis only. Unlike India, where Hockey sticks are used as ammonization weapon but not for playing.
In China, a skyscraper is built in 5 days which is roughly the same as time period of NITJ director.
China have Alibaba and we have Nirmal baba.
Half of the world’s pigs are in China.I am talking about the animal here. But USA has the biggest pig of the world. George W. Bush. I am still talking about the animal.
Chin have no or less thieves. In India, we have all kind of thieves . Basic thieves who steal from houses, banks etc. They are simple and honest because tey admit they are thieves. Then, There are thieves who are stealing from government like politicians, bureaucrats etc. And thieves stealing from Religion like gurus, saints etc.
30% of air pollution of san Francesco is caused by China’s Air. Air travels over the pacific ocean and degrades environment of USA. China are so obsessed with exporting that they did not even left air. For rest of the world, Love has no boundaries But for China, air Pollution has no boundaries.
Motorcycles are banned in China. There are two communities of India which can be found anywhere in the world- Gujaratis and Punjabis. Where there is a business, there is a gujarati . And where there is a bullet, There is a Punjabi. So, Punjabi’s can never survive in China.
Chinese allow more usage of car. With more cars, comes a greater traffic. And they consider the traffic congestion to be a sign of economic development. And thats how they show their dominance. Indians also show it but in population. Indians be like ‘ Never underestimate the power of an Indian sperm.’ Indians will waste food, water,milk, time but not sperm.
These all facts were googled and the views represented are orginal not Chinese.
-The Daaku
