France gave French Kiss to world but Indians gave kamasutra

Me and my friends were in a bus from Dharamshala to Mcleodganj.There was a foreign couple sitting diagonally to me.I always had a urge to engage in conversations with foreigners to be precise white ones.As such 'foreigner' term for indians do include people from developing countries like bangladesh,nepal etc and African continent.While the former ones can be found in any corner of the country and the later ones in any corner of LPU Jalandhar.I had come across them a lot so neither of them excited me furthermore.It's the white foreigners that have a superiority over other ones to talk. The foreigner couple seemed to be in the age group of 20-25.I eagerly wanted to talked to them but I had a fear.A fear that they might not mistake me with the evil guys from Amir Khan's Atithi Devo Bhava ads.A guy with crooked looks ,befriends them and then flies away with their cash.I met the first two conditions but i had no intention of cashing on their money.And also the girl was very much pretty so another reason to doubt me.Amongst all this anxieties,i was determined to talk.

So , I garnered courage and asked 'Hello ,How are you?' He smiled back said 'i am fine.What about you?' I breathed a sigh of relief Had he given a frown smile,I might have sacrificed 2-3 bones that day. I asked in a relaxed tone 'Which country are you?'This is the foremost question you will ask to foreigners. 'Paris,France.' he replied. 'Oh the Eiffel tower' .One of the two things I knew about France. 'Yeah and you?'He asked. 'India.......Taj Mahal'. I replied with my chest a bit outward and the monument's name in a stressed tone. My friends sniggered I dont know why. I just wanted to defend that we had a wonder too.I dont want to be outclassed by a French guy. Moments after,I thanked Shahjahan and whoever the foundation that classified Taj Mahal as a Wonder of the World.

P.S. If there were had been no wonders then the conversation wouldn't be that healthy and It would be like this. 'Where are you from?' 'Paris,France' 'Oh,French Kiss' The other thing I knew of France. Yeah and You?' 'India.....Kamasutra...Uh know'.I spoke in a dominant tone.

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